Pi's view of Tehkan World Cup !
| Ok, so I got my totally legal copy of MAME and I
check the last added games (totally illegal, all of them), and I find
this fun game called Free Kick where you mix football/soccer and breakout.
So. I had an idea. Well I got a zillion ideas, but I better explain a few ones. I think we could somehow hack Tehkan World Cup to add it more gameplay. See, they mixed TWC with Arkanoid, and the game is actually fun! Imagine the possibilities: * You are in command of a newly designed XWLC-21a tank, and you fire your 11 inches cannon FIRE-LOADED balls at the enemy defenses who hopelessly guard the goal line. The referee could optionally be smashed with said tank. * You have to kick the ball at music rhythm to advance
thru the grass. The defenders, who are skinny, manga-style barely dressed
girls, jump frantically at the rhythm of some horrible ultraspeedy Dancing
Disco Retard soundtrack. Missing a beat causes one of the gals to * You and your magic football ball are in the magic
land of the magic magical creatures to rescue the princess from the
evil magician Lord Magus. Each time you throw the magic ball (using
magical throws when available), you defeat one of the magic goal lines
which are preventing you to reach the princess and get a magic kiss
from her (which of course will be censored). Magic hordes of magic referees,
who instead of dressing black, they dress in colorful cheezy magic rags,
will try to dry the grass under your feet (did i mention you wear some
magic shoes?) making your movement slower and unable to jump on the
multiple level magically suspended fields available in this... * You're captain Soxorz at command of starship Ball-1
(football ball-shaped, of course), which fires neverending bloads of
loads fires, towards enemy ships (referee-whistle-shaped, of course)
which explode. Your mission: guard the last virgin goal line of the
galaxy. There are hundreds of games in MAME which are worse, so I didn't do so bad...
Pi |
