What is JROK Anyway ?

JROK is the result of a genetic engineering experiment carried out by the British government 29 years ago. Designed to be a near perfect super human with an IQ in excess of 200 and the physical attributes of a comic book super hero, they were a little disappointed with the results which bore no relation to the original design specification.

JROK was placed in a normal, well normalish, family environment and grew up just outside North London. His previous incarnation as a cat occasionally gave him problems, such as the urge to chase small rodents and staring out the window at birds whilst hissing at them. The top secret scientific team closely monitored* his progress having managed to justify another 15 years of funding by claiming the 'special abilities' wouldn't show themselves untill JROK at least reached maturity, or untill after they retired comfortable, whichever came sooner.
* by closely they meant, having a peek at his school report every year or so while they got on with important work like "playing games on this really new expensive computer which just wangled some budget for...".

Time passed and after many happy years living in the UK, JROK happened to discover computers, and perhaps more importantly that they're really good for playing games on. This was the start of a slippery decline, after only a few short years the once respectable JROK is playing video games, attending college and even studying for a degree in "Computer Science". After graduating and taking his first job as an "IT Professional" working for a company who, for reasons of national security, will only be refered to as "those bastards, I hope they die", JROK worked his way into the noble art of Uniface Development. The original scientists, who created him and still followed his progress, thought to themselves "Well, perhaps the 200+ IQ is showing itself after all ! Say isn't that a flying pig outside the window ! Did you know I met Elvis on the bus from Finchley yesterday ?"

The project took it's most disasterous turn when JROK finally left the UK ( some say 'escaped' ), to live and work in the USA after becomming tired with Britian's terrible..{ weather/road system/poor service/bad food/high taxes - tick one or more as possible reasons }. The original scientists having by now been retired to the Sunnyville home for the clinically deranged, and the project offically 'wound down', this coupled with the destruction of all materials relating to the experiment added further to the secrecy.

JROK may, however, one day return to the country of his birth but this is unlikely apart from the following scenario's
1). He gets deported for being an undesirable alien.
2). He returns home as leader of a popular revolt, an army of light, sweeping away the old corrupt order of government, ushering in a new dawn of hope and optimism for all the peoples of the United Kingdom. A new, brighter future with JROK in charge. New popular laws, the death penalty for burglars and car theives, the public executions of parking wardens ( for their trail of crimes against humanity ). Banning of speed cameras.... ah... a happy land....
3). An obscene salary.
4). 2 & 3

Well that's about it for the profile. Now go and see Charlie the supercat's page.

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