Alice... Where's Our Helpers?

Well... these hot summer days when the help doesn't show up we know right where to look! They say a water hose & a little dish detergent is all you need for speed! Once at work I hear, "I hurt my hand". How did you do that... pulling wire? Oh no... you see there was this brick under the plastic at the slip & slide & I hit it on the way down! But then there's our grandson the party goer... doesn't show up to work... he's at his other job! Alice keeps asking me to put a "Kids Korner" here to showcase our art work that we've received from the next generation of gamers, so I thought I'd just drop an olio of masterpieces in here to appease her until I can find a spare minute to accommodate her wishes.