What is JROK Anyway ?
JROK is the result of a genetic engineering experiment carried out by the British
government 29 years ago. Designed to be a near perfect super human with an IQ in excess of
200 and the physical attributes of a comic book super hero, they were a little
disappointed with the results which bore no relation to the original design specification.
JROK was placed in a normal, well normalish, family environment and grew up just outside
North London. His previous incarnation as a cat occasionally gave him problems, such as
the urge to chase small rodents and staring out the window at birds whilst hissing at
them. The top secret scientific team closely monitored* his progress having managed to
justify another 15 years of funding by claiming the 'special abilities' wouldn't show
themselves untill JROK at least reached maturity, or untill after they retired
comfortable, whichever came sooner.
* by closely they meant, having a peek at his school report every year or so while they
got on with important work like "playing games on this really new expensive computer
which just wangled some budget for...".
Time passed and after many happy years living in the UK, JROK happened to discover
computers, and perhaps more importantly that they're really good for playing games on. This was
the start of a slippery decline, after only a few short years the once respectable JROK is
playing video games, attending college and even studying for a degree in "Computer
Science". After graduating and taking his first job as an "IT Professional"
working for a company who, for reasons of national security, will only be refered to as
"those bastards, I hope they die", JROK worked his way into the noble art of
Uniface Development. The original scientists, who created him and still followed his
progress, thought to themselves "Well, perhaps the 200+ IQ is showing itself after
all ! Say isn't that a flying pig outside the window ! Did you know I met Elvis on the bus
from Finchley yesterday ?"
The project took it's most disasterous turn when JROK finally left the UK ( some say
'escaped' ), to live and work in the USA after becomming tired with Britian's terrible..{
weather/road system/poor service/bad food/high taxes - tick one or more as possible
reasons }. The original scientists having by now been retired to the Sunnyville home for
the clinically deranged, and the project offically 'wound down', this coupled with the
destruction of all materials relating to the experiment added further to the secrecy.
JROK may, however, one day return to the country of his birth but this is unlikely apart
from the following scenario's
1). He gets deported for being an undesirable alien.
2). He returns home as leader of a popular revolt, an army of light, sweeping away the old
corrupt order of government, ushering in a new dawn of hope and optimism for all the
peoples of the United Kingdom. A new, brighter future with JROK in charge. New popular
laws, the death penalty for burglars and car theives, the public executions of parking
wardens ( for their trail of crimes against humanity ). Banning of speed cameras.... ah...
a happy land....
3). An obscene salary.
4). 2 & 3
Well that's about it for the profile. Now go and see Charlie the supercat's page.